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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 18:33
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How or where can I get any kind of books online for free?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Asperiores culpa provident similique ab.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The nine-armed octopus and the oddities of the cephalopod nervous system - Ars Technica
Loons and Moons
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Scientists Discover Promising New Alzheimer’s Treatment - SciTechDaily
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Starbucks moves to the next phase in its turnaround: Winning over employees - CNBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read